<!--
var date_statement="";
var time_statement="";
var today=new Date();
var month="";
var day="";
function todays_date() {
var month=today.getMonth();
var day_of_week=today.getDay();
date_statement=""
document.month=""
month++; // So it's now between 1 - 12.
if(month==1) {
january(today.getDate());
document.month="janvier 2009";
}
if(month==2) {
february(today.getDate());
document.month="février 2009";
}
if(month==3) {
march(today.getDate());
document.month="mars 2009";
}
if(month==4) {
april(today.getDate());
document.month="avril 2009";
}
if(month==5) {
may(today.getDate());
document.month="mai 2009";
}
if(month==6) {
june(today.getDate());
document.month="juin 2009";
}
if(month==7) {
july(today.getDate());
document.month="juillet 2009";
}
if(month==8) {
august(today.getDate());
document.month="ao&ucirc;t 2009";
}
if(month==9) {
september(today.getDate());
document.month="septembre 2009";
}
if(month==10) {
october(today.getDate());
document.month="octobre 2009";
}
if(month==11) {
november(today.getDate());
document.month="novembre 2009";
}
if(month==12) {
december(today.getDate());
document.month="décembre 2009";
}
document.day=""
if(day_of_week==0)
document.day="dimanche";
if(day_of_week==1)
document.day="lundi";
if(day_of_week==2)
document.day="mardi";
if(day_of_week==3)
document.day="mercredi";
if(day_of_week==4)
document.day="jeudi";
if(day_of_week==5)
document.day="vendredi";
if(day_of_week==6)
document.day="samedi";
}
function january(date) {
if(date==1)
date_statement="Bonne Année !";
}
function february(date) {
if(date==14)
date_statement="Pensez &agrave; la St Valentin !";
}
function march(date) {
if(date==17)
date_statement="Bon anniversaire Gary SINISE !";
if(date==21)
date_statement="C'est le printemps !";
}
function april(date) {
if(date==1)
date_statement="Méfiez-vous de la poiscaille !";
}
function may(date) {
if(date==1)
date_statement="Travailleurs, Travailleuses, bon repos !";
}
function june(date) {
if(date==21)
date_statement="C'est l'été !";
}
function july(date) {
if(date==14)
date_statement="Bonne F&ecirc;te Nationale!";
}
function august(date) {
}
function september(date) {
if(date==21)
date_statement="C'est l'automne !";
}
function october(date) {
if(date==31)
date_statement="Happy Halloween.";
}
function november(date) {
}
function december(date) {
if(date==21)
date_statement+="Couvrez-vous c'est l'hiver !";
if(date==24)
date_statement="Le p&egrave;re No&euml;l est en route !";
if(date==25)
date_statement="Joyeux No&euml;l &agrave; tous !";
if(date==31)
date_statement="Bon réveillon !";
}
function time_of_day() {
var time=today.getHours();
time_statement="Coucou les couche-tard,"
if(time>=5 && time<6)
time_statement=" Déja sur le Net ?!,"
if(time>=6 && time<12)
time_statement=" Bonne matin&eacute;e,"
if(time>=12 && time<13)
time_statement=" Bon app&eacute;tit," 
if(time>=13 && time<17)
time_statement=" Bonne apr&egrave;s-midi,"
if(time>=17 && time<23)
time_statement=" Bonsoir,"
if(time>=23 && time<5)
time_statement=" Coucou les couche-tard,"}



time_of_day();

todays_date();

document.writeln("<DT><B>"+time_statement+" nous sommes le "+document.day+" "+today.getDate()+" "+document.month+"." +"<br>"

+date_statement+"<DT>")

// -->
